Matt Byrne

age 23
chicago, il
Feb 14 '11
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Serene Branson, CBS News, Internet superstar as of…now (via lonelysandwich)

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This is as accurate of a transcription as you’re gonna get, folks. 

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    _____ This is as accurate of a transcription as you’re gonna get, folks.
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    my internet lately. That memo about strokes being...fair game? Nope. Never saw it.
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    Yeah, people having really embarrassing experiences is super funny, especially when it could also be indicative of...
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  11. indieandyy said: reading this is funnier than watching (caveat: i hope she’s okay)